RCMP Boating Accident Division

Mile High Gear's official Royal Canadian Mounted Police Boating Accident Division t-shirt.

We've all heard the stories, eh? Wallets "lost at sea," exchanges experiencing "unforeseen aquatic incidents." And let's be real, after the recent... unplanned redistribution of funds from our friends at Tradeogre, it's clear some crypto just prefers the deep blue (or maybe slightly murky lake) to a digital ledger.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a badge of honour for those who've experienced the ultimate "decentralized liquidity event." Featuring a classic, distressed RCMP Mountie silhouette atop a maple leaf, flanked by bold "RCMP" and "BOATING ACCIDENT DIVISION" text, this design perfectly captures the stoic resolve of Canadian law enforcement meeting the inexplicable volatility of the crypto market.

Made from premium, soft cotton (because even when your funds are gone, you deserve comfort), this tee is perfect for:

• Commiserating with fellow "boating accident" victims.

• Sparking knowing glances from anyone who's ever clicked "send" on the wrong address.

• Honouring the Mounties who are, no doubt, diligently... not finding those missing digital assets.

• Everyday wear, because sometimes you just gotta laugh to keep from crying, eh?

Whether you're still hodling, or your portfolio took an unexpected dive, wear your crypto woes with a distinctly Canadian sense of humour. Grab your Mile High Gear RCMP Boating Accident Division T-Shirt today – because some things just disappear faster than a beaver building a dam!

Available exclusively from Mile High Gear. Sorry, not sorry.